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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Dictator Frank Bainimarama medically evacuated to China

By VICTOR LAL
According to highly placed sources inside the bossom of the Prime Ministerial Office in Suva, the self-styled Prime Minister and military dictator Voreqe Bainimarama was medically evacuated to China last week after complaining of serious heart pains, a sympton he has contracted after cowardly fleeing through the cassava patch following the 2000 mutiny at the Queen Elizabeth Barracks in Nabua.

The muntineers had rightly concluded that the dictator had betrayed George Speight after promising to let him walk free following the signing of the Muanikau Accord, which had brought to an end the parliamentary hostage crisis.


The statement issued by the illegal regime that he is on a visit to China is a pack of lies, according to the sources in the Prime Minister's Office.


The same sources also claim that Jim Ah Koy is in no hurry to return to Fiji from China given the financial mess the country is experiencing following the treasnous 2006 coup.


Sources in the Prime Minister's Office also claim that the illegal Attorney-General Aiyaz Khaiyum is nervously watching and praying for the health of his master puppeteer, for the betrayer of the i-taukei race is the only one who is blindly and heartlessly supporting Khaiyum's gendocial 'Sunset Clause' against the i-taukei since the 2006 coup.

16 comments:

  1. I wish Bai well; it may be time for him to be elevated and join the Kalou Vu.

    Jake

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  2. All that feeding from the trough must be causing indigestion. This is what happens when the wealth of the nation is being consumed only by a small group. More concerning is "when the cat is away, the mice will play"

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  3. Perhaps this is the time of change? A sick dictator out of the country and mounting pressure on national finances. Aiyaz selling national assets at discount prices while squirreling away huge bribes. Is there not a single officer in the military with some balls?

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  4. They should have sent him to Ceke's (Jake) shack and let him recuperate there.

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  5. Karam dand of the illegal pm good luck he must cme in a box cold

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  6. Brij,

    you should try making bollywood movies given your wild imagination. With your 'mental' state, i doubt you'd last as a legal eagle as this noble profession looks down on dimwits who have no regard for evidence!

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  7. very interesting.his pacemaker is probably nearing it's "use by" date.

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  8. are you guys trading your once credible reporting for a whole bunch of wide rumours which are not subsequently verified by anyone. Credibility lost is hard to regain, right?

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  9. khaiyum and other parasites who think they can rape our country behind the cowardly poorly led Fiji military....time is running out...tik tok....tik tok...

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  10. To be honest, I get chest pain sometimes just trying to keep up with all this crap on the coup, but I wouldn't wish ill health on anyone, it was bound to happen given the man's lies and lifestyle of this desperate man.
    Deception is like a bloody cancer, it eats you up from the inside, can send a person insane and certainly, as it seems it may have done here, can destroy you physically.
    The human body was not meant to take so much stress and if I'm stressed just reading and typing, then I can't even begin to imagine how stressed the thieves and thugs are in the Regime at the moment.
    Hopefully, all in the Regime and its supporters are beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel, the opening to Naboro ! lols

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  11. I wonder if I can go to Jaina for my heart by pass on a discount. Anyway I will put in a request to Bai though Jake for government assistance in this respect. May be they can call Ah Koyi or Tele Tubby to petition the Jainese on my behalf.

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  12. Illegal Attorney-General Aiyaz Khaiyum is also sick...

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  13. Anon 722 pm
    sick in the head like Frank do you mean ?

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  14. Yeah, he's sick of Baini.

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  15. The whole country is sick of them both.

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