Surely a case of a Dictator's Daft Constifusion.
Award flopping snippets of the illegal leader from some of his radio broadcasts in recent weeks, thanks to the team of Shazzer and Grubby.
Plenty of ahhhs and don't knows - look out, too, for the 'arses - what arses?"
Today was the regime cut off day for submissions. The end of the unorthodox consultations which allowed people to make 'submissions' via Facebook, text, emails and via the consultation meetings themselves ended with Frank Bainimarama declaring voter registration in Fiji a success.
The plan now is to get citizens living overseas signed up to vote via.
A sobering moment, though, for those would-be voters in today's story about a police officer being allowed to serve his rape sentence on weekends.
The decision was appealed by the Director of Public Prosecutions and the accused was remanded in custody.
The High Court Judge Justice Paul Madigan has, however, now found that until the appeal is finalized next month, the dirty cop can keep doing his time on Saturdays and Sundays. Only in Fiji, eh.