Weekend humour about Fiji's cheapest imports from Australia, Shazzer and Grubby and their vacuous friends
I woke up this morning and I was amazed by the silence that greeted me. I was puzzled for a moment and then I realized that today really was first day of the 1,000 Year Banana’s Rule. There were no politicians making noise in the papers or on the radio. I know with my censorship they could not make much of a sound but you would be surprised how noisy they all were with their constant moaning about Poverty and Human Rights.
Grubby this is an exciting day. For the first time in its history as an independent country there is not one single Political Party. We have won and Frankly Bananas has already jetted off to celebrate for a Valentines break with Merely in Paris. He is in fact flying to France to be measured for his seat on the new Airbus. As he will be using 1st Class more than anyone else they are going to build a seat especially to his measurements. He sent me a picture.