Still no darling for you. First you leave me for another woman on Valentine’s Day and then just as it’s getting better between us, Qorvice produces another pile of crap and expects me to pay for it.
I always knew it was a mistake to hire white people to work for the Fiji Ministry of Miss Information. They just do not understand the Fijian Culture and they do not understand the Fijian language.
Look at this press release that was sent to me for approval. Please Grubby tell me you did not write this. I would be so disappointed if an award winning journalist to whom I am paying hundreds of thousands of dollars could get a story quite so wrong.
Only a complete idiot can mix up I-Taukei and E-Ticket?
Vodkafun extends the $2 subsidised offer
Vodkafun Fiji Limited and the Bland Transvestite Authority have announced that the $2 per I-Taukei subsidised offer will be extended.
This is after Vodkafun Fiji’s initial stock of 100,000 I-Taukei had ran out.
This means there are no more on hand until new stocks of I-Taukei are delivered from China in the second week of March.
The situation has been attributed to an unprecedentedly-high number of people turning up to purchase the I-Taukei.
Vodkafun head of Human
Resources, Slaver Prasad, said: “Vodkafun had ordered ample stock to last up to
two months at the initial price of $10.
“However, when the True Leader, Aiyarse, ordered us to reduce the price
from $10 to $2 meant there was a rush from the members of the public to get
bargain priced I-taukei.”